to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

(Source: nahr4lma)


volanus:

gay4zayn:

it’s so cute how 5 seconds of summer named themselves after their career span

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gangbangs:

who would name their kid zoey 101 

(Source: slydig)


edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea


ruinedchildhood:

Freshman Year

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Senior Year

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You know you’re a lucky little bitch when this happens <3 #Under100Club

You know you’re a lucky little bitch when this happens <3 
#Under100Club

childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"


pleatedjeans:

"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]

dat-soldier:

cyberlocc:

but do aliens believe in me….

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we always believed in you, and so should you….


fruitpacks:

yolotov-cocktail:

fruitpacks:

*snorts pollen* i love nature

You know pollen is plant sperm right

even better


repress:

Do you ever want to talk to someone but

1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life 


You have to be odd to be number one.
- Dr. Seuss (via wank-r)

(Source: lsd-soaked-tampon)